Total Medals Earned: 783 (From 147 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,845 Points
Medals Earned: 30/33 (205/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Read the story!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (270/500 points)
Luckily he doesn't bleed blood.
Snake finds himself face to face with another nameless peon. This one's too close to call. *sarcasm*
Kill cousin.
Alright, that's enough trash talk. Let's at least try to keep this civil.
Who would win in a battle between Pico and Alien Hominid?
Beat Snake's destined battle.
Beat the Madness dude's destined battle.
Beat Pico's destined battle.
Complete arcade mode with Pico.
Complete arcade mode with the henchman.
Complete arcade mode with Snake.
Silence an inner demon.
Beat Salad Fingers' destined battle.
Beat Strawberry Clock's destined battle.
Beat Alien Hominid's destined battle.
Complete arcade mode with Salad Fingers.
Complete arcade mode with Strawberry Clock.
Complete arcade mode with Alien Hominid.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Begin the game.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Reach 200 meters checkpoint
Reach 400 meters
Beat the game
Reach 200 meters in Survival Mode
Reach 500 meters in Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 2/40 (10/500 points)
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Run over a strange looking thing.
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 25/28 (435/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Find and bring every star to the exit.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Die for the first time
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 6/11 (50/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (275/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Hit a dead person with the hammer